and I have a bad stomach cramp. :(
I just felt like I had to post or else you would think I died or something.
We spent the entire ride there and back listening to Artemis Fowl books on audiobook.
I love Potter Puppet Pals.
This post deserves to be drug out into the street and hung.(Drug? Drug?(shakes head)
I will attempt to salvage it with some Artemis Fowl quotes.
"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl)
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl)
"Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl)
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl)
"Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs."
— Eoin Colfer
— Eoin Colfer
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.
"He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"
"Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?"
— Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7))
"Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?"
— Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7))
"Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your back. Then I can make a few pennies with my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passerby."
This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away."
— Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7))
This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away."
— Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7))
"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code (Artemis Fowl, #3))
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code (Artemis Fowl, #3))
"Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
--Artemis Fowl"
--Artemis Fowl"
"Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder"
— Eoin Colfer (The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, #6))
— Eoin Colfer (The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, #6))
Give me a break okay? My tummy hurts. :(
Feel bettah Amaranthine. :) I'm glad you're back!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome quotes! xD And Potter Puppet Pals makes ME like Harry Potter. XDDDDDD
Yay! Aww! I hope you feel better soon! Thanks for letting us know that your aren't dead. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! I LOVE POTTER PUPPET PALS!!!! Don't even worry about grammar for now girlie.
~Selina~
Feel Better!
ReplyDeletePotter Puppet Pals is AMAZING!
The last one and the one with Orion cracked me up! I love Orion XD XD XD
ReplyDeleteGet better, 'kay? The galaxy needs you! O_O