I'm back.

and I have a bad stomach cramp. :(


 I just felt like I had to post or else you would think I died or something.






We spent the entire ride there and back listening to Artemis Fowl books on audiobook.

I love Potter Puppet Pals.


This post deserves to be drug out into the street and hung.(Drug? Drug?(shakes head)



I will attempt to salvage it with some Artemis Fowl quotes.

"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl) 

"Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl) 

"Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs."
— Eoin Colfer 

 

"I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. 

"He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"

"Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?"
— Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7)) 

"Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your back. Then I can make a few pennies with my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passerby."
This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away."
— Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7)) 

 

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code (Artemis Fowl, #3)) 

"Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
--Artemis Fowl" 

 

"Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder"
— Eoin Colfer (The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, #6)) 

Give me a break okay? My tummy hurts. :(