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I'm back.


and I have a bad stomach cramp. :(


 I just felt like I had to post or else you would think I died or something.






We spent the entire ride there and back listening to Artemis Fowl books on audiobook.

I love Potter Puppet Pals.


This post deserves to be drug out into the street and hung.(Drug? Drug?(shakes head)



I will attempt to salvage it with some Artemis Fowl quotes.


"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient."
Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl
"Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them."
Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl

"Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs."
Eoin Colfer 
 
"I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. 






"He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"

"Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?"
Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7)


"Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your back. Then I can make a few pennies with my verses while you build us a shack and perform circus tricks for passerby."
This was such a surprising statement that Foaly briefly considered jumping into the hole to get away."
Eoin Colfer (The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7)
 


"If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away."
Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code (Artemis Fowl, #3)
"Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
--Artemis Fowl" 

 

"Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder"
Eoin Colfer (The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, #6)
Give me a break okay? My tummy hurts. :(




Comments

  1. Feel bettah Amaranthine. :) I'm glad you're back!!!!!!

    Awesome quotes! xD And Potter Puppet Pals makes ME like Harry Potter. XDDDDDD

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  2. Yay! Aww! I hope you feel better soon! Thanks for letting us know that your aren't dead. :)
    OMG!!!! I LOVE POTTER PUPPET PALS!!!! Don't even worry about grammar for now girlie.
    ~Selina~

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  3. Feel Better!
    Potter Puppet Pals is AMAZING!

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  4. The last one and the one with Orion cracked me up! I love Orion XD XD XD

    Get better, 'kay? The galaxy needs you! O_O

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