Random SW Tuesday

Hello.

This morning I was miserable, I felt like I had no friends, and that I was trapped in a meaningless existence. 

Then I realized it was because I had forgotten to eat breakfast.

Anyways, now I feel much better. Here's your post.

From TFN(sorry I couldn't credit each author individually):

Things Star Wars Characters Would Never Say:

Palpatine: "Can't we all just get along?"

Leia: "I need a vacation. I don't care about the state of the galaxy right now."

Kyp: Luke, Jacen, I've been thinking, and I've decided that you two were really right all along.

Han: You're right, Leia, the Falcon's a piece of junk. I'm trading her in for a Sorosuub luxury yacht. 

Padme: "Ani, maybe we should take some time off from our relationship while you resolve your anger issues."

Vergere: Everything I tell you is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but truth!!!

Tenel Ka goes running along with headphones on:
'I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic!'
Get that out of your head!

Grand Admiral Thrawn Song(you BETTER get this one.)

I'm the very model of an Imperial Grand Admiral
I've information tactical, strategic and artistical
I know the age of Waru and I quote the fights historical
From Yavin 4 to Coruscant in order categorical
I'm very well-acquainted with matters of a martial kind
When adversaries think they've escaped guess who they just find
My knowledge is superior and I am such a war savant
Their art can tell me any information I could ever want!

Chorus
Their art can tell him any information he could ever want
Their art can tell him any information he could ever want
Their art can tell him any information he could ever ever want

&c

Thrawn
But though sharp and acute as a surgeon sucking out Zsinj's lard
I will artistically be killed by my very bodyguard
But still in matters tactical strategic and artistical
I am the very model of an Imperial Grand Admiral

Chorus
But still in matters tactical strategic and artistical
He is the very model of an Imperial Grand Admiral

Hint: The Pirates of Penzance.

Captioned picture: from Wookieepedia's Caption Page

"You will take me to Jabba now... wow, man, my hand's huge... and, like, the fingers go all different ways..."  

If you are the author of any of these, I will credit you! Tell me!

  Quote:

"A trap is only a trap if it takes one by surprise. Otherwise, it is merely an obstacle to be overcome."

―Gavar Khai^[src]

Take that, Ackbar!

Yours~

Amaranthine

 
No TCW review tomorrow! I haven't had time to watch! I know, I know. So instead I'll review a SW book. Happy? What book(or series) do you want to hear my opinion on? Tell me!